B.J. Novak ( B.J. Novak )

Ben Manalowitz

Boyd Holbrook ( Boyd Holbrook )

Ty Shaw

J. Smith-Cameron ( J. Smith-Cameron )

Sharon Shaw

Issa Rae ( Issa Rae )

Eloise

Ashton Kutcher ( Ashton Kutcher )

Quentin Sellers

Lio Tipton ( Lio Tipton )

Abilene Shaw

Dove Cameron ( Dove Cameron )

Kansas City Shaw

Isabella Amara ( Isabella Amara )

Paris Shaw

Eli Bickel ( Eli Bickel )

El Stupido Shaw

John Mayer ( John Mayer )

John

Louanne Stephens ( Louanne Stephens )

Granny Carole Shaw

Zach Villa ( Zach Villa )

Sancholo

Clint Obenchain ( Clint Obenchain )

Crawl

Rio Alexander ( Rio Alexander )

Sheriff Jimenez

Ryan Hammond ( Ryan Hammond )

Det. Keith St. John

Ben Whitehair ( Ben Whitehair )

Officer Dan

Grayson Berry ( Grayson Berry )

Officer Mike

Nathaniel Augustson ( Nathaniel Augustson )

Rowdy Stranger #1

Sean J. Dillingham ( Sean J. Dillingham )

Rowdy Stranger

Ivan Hernandez ( Ivan Hernandez )

Sancholo's Thug

David Hight ( David Hight )

Cowboy

Tracy S. Lee ( Tracy S. Lee )

Radio Intern

Adrianne Lovato ( Adrianne Lovato )

Texan Line Dancer

Micah McNeil ( Micah McNeil )

Texas Tech Fan

Mike Miller ( Mike Miller )

Doctor

Sarah Minnich ( Sarah Minnich )

Bronwen Murray ( Bronwen Murray )

Hipster

Aaron Rogers ( Aaron Rogers )

NYC Hipster

Tony Sedillo ( Tony Sedillo )

Sancholo's Associate

J. Nathan Simmons ( J. Nathan Simmons )

Diner Patron

Avalon Stone ( Avalon Stone )

Whataburger Waitress

Dora Woodrum ( Dora Woodrum )

Artist / Original Artwork

Darlene Kellum ( Darlene Kellum )

Dancer (uncredited)

Gonzalo Robles ( Gonzalo Robles )

Not Sancholo (uncredited)

Jeremy Warner ( Jeremy Warner )

Club Patron (uncredited)

Melissa Chambers ( Melissa Chambers )

(uncredited)