Orlando Bloom ( Orlando Bloom )

JuJu Pepe

Andy Samberg ( Andy Samberg )

Marty Hass

John Cena ( John Cena )

Gustav Ditters

Jeff Goldblum ( Jeff Goldblum )

Marty Hass Present Day

J.J. Abrams ( J.J. Abrams )

J.J. Abrams

Mike Tyson ( Mike Tyson )

Mike Tyson

Lance Armstrong ( Lance Armstrong )

Lance Armstrong

Kevin Bacon ( Kevin Bacon )

Ditmer Klerken

James Marsden ( James Marsden )

Rex Honeycut

Dolph Lundgren ( Dolph Lundgren )

Gustav Ditters Present Day

Freddie Highmore ( Freddie Highmore )

Young Adrian Baton

Julia Ormond ( Julia Ormond )

Adriana Baton

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ( Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje )

Olusegun Okorocha

Maya Rudolph ( Maya Rudolph )

Lucy Flerng

Danny Glover ( Danny Glover )

Slim Robinson Present Day

Daveed Diggs ( Daveed Diggs )

Slim Robinson

Will Forte ( Will Forte )

French Gendarme

Nathan Fielder ( Nathan Fielder )

Stu Ruckman

Phylicia Rashād ( Phylicia Rashād )

Victoria Young

Joe Buck ( Joe Buck )

Joe Buck

Chris Webber ( Chris Webber )

Chris Webber

Chris Romano ( Chris Romano )

Jabin Dolchey

Seth Morris ( Seth Morris )

Mick Porterhouse

Jon Hamm ( Jon Hamm )

Narrator (voice)

Eric Nenninger ( Eric Nenninger )

Finnish Husband

Eugenia Kuzmina ( Eugenia Kuzmina )

Finnish Wife

Myles Brewer ( Myles Brewer )

Rad 80s Spectator

Kevin Clash ( Kevin Clash )

Sesame Street Character (voice)

Edgar Wright ( Edgar Wright )

Commentator

Rebecca Dayan ( Rebecca Dayan )

Fabienne

Russ Walko ( Russ Walko )

Patrick John Costello ( Patrick John Costello )

Spectator with Spectacles

Carly Richardson ( Carly Richardson )

Podium Girl (uncredited)