Dankan ( ダンカン )

Asao

Moeko Ezawa ( 絵沢萠子 )

Asao's Wife

Hakuryu ( 白竜 )

Audition Judge

Hideo Higashikokubaru ( 東国原英夫 )

Doctor

Akiji Kobayashi ( 小林昭二 )

Chief of World Defence Force

Guadalcanal Taka ( ガダルカナル・タカ )

Pilot

Tokie Hidari ( 左時枝 )

Asao's Mother

Tetsuya Yuuki ( Tetsuya Yuuki )

Head Yakuza 1

Yuuji Minakata ( Yuuji Minakata )

Head Yakuza 2

Ren Osugi ( 大杉漣 )

Head Yakuza 3

Makoto Tsugawa ( Makoto Tsugawa )

Man at Bus Stop

Susumu Terajima ( 寺島進 )

Injured Yakuza

Takeshi Kitano ( ビートたけし )

Scientist

Makoto Ashikawa ( 芦川誠 )

Scientist's Assistant

Yojin Hino ( 日野陽仁 )

Car Dealership Manager

Masumi Okada ( 岡田眞澄 )

Russian Actor

Masahiko Sakata ( 坂田雅彦 )

Second Actor

Tetsuya Yûki ( ゆうき哲也 )

Boss

Kanji Tsuda ( 津田寛治 )

Earth Defense Force Member

Yoneko Matsukane ( 松金よね子 )

Salaryman's Wife

Akira Kubo ( 久保明 )

Bank Manager

Koichi Ueda ( 上田耕一 )

Zatoichi's Director

Hitoshi Takagi ( 高木均 )

Actor in Zatoichi

Sujitarô Tamabukuro ( 玉袋筋太郎 )

Kidney Transplant Child

Misayo Haruki ( 春木みさよ )

Asao's Younger Sister

Yûrei Yanagi ( 柳憂怜 )

Lupin

Hiroo Oikawa ( Hiroo Oikawa )

Office Worker

Hakase Suidobashi ( Hakase Suidobashi )

AV Assistant Director

Eiji Minakata ( Eiji Minakata )

Opposing Boss

Ryushi Mizukami ( 水上竜士 )

Thug

Kazu Nagahama ( Kazu Nagahama )

Audition Goer (uncredited)

Shintarô Takado ( Shintarô Takado )