Bud Abbott ( Bud Abbott )

Slicker Smith

Lou Costello ( Lou Costello )

Herbie Brown

Tom Brown ( Tom Brown )

Bill Gregory

Joan Shawlee ( Joan Shawlee )

Sylvia Hunter

Nat Pendleton ( Nat Pendleton )

Sgt. Michael Collins

Beverly Simmons ( Beverly Simmons )

Yvonne 'Evie' LeBrec

Don Porter ( Don Porter )

Capt. Christie

Donald MacBride ( Donald MacBride )

Police captain

Don Beddoe ( Don Beddoe )

Mr. Roberts (State Department)

Charles Trowbridge ( Charles Trowbridge )

Mr. Quince

Russell Hicks ( Russell Hicks )

Mr. Appleby

Joe Kirk ( Joe Kirk )

Real Estate Salesman

Knox Manning ( Knox Manning )

Commentator

Milburn Stone ( Milburn Stone )

Announcer

Eddie Acuff ( Eddie Acuff )

Soldier (uncredited)

Ernie Adams ( Ernie Adams )

Tie Demo Bystander (uncredited)

Patricia Alphin ( Patricia Alphin )

Young Girl (uncredited)

Robert Bacon ( Robert Bacon )

Medic (uncredited)

George Barton ( George Barton )

Spectator (uncredited)

George Beban Jr. ( George Beban Jr. )

GI Buddy (uncredited)

Brooks Benedict ( Brooks Benedict )

Street Onlooker (uncredited)

Leonard Bremen ( Leonard Bremen )

GI Buddy (uncredited)

Ralph Brooks ( Ralph Brooks )

Medic (uncredited)

William Ching ( William Ching )

2nd Lieutenant, Mess Officer (uncredited)

Cliff Clark ( Cliff Clark )

Quentin (INS) (uncredited)

Eddie Coke ( Eddie Coke )

Medic (uncredited)

Russ Conway ( Russ Conway )

Medic (uncredited)

Jean Del Val ( Jean Del Val )

Duprez - French Consul General (uncredited)

Janna DeLoos ( Janna DeLoos )

Woman Taking in Laundry (uncredited)

Dick Dickerson ( Dick Dickerson )

Rookie Soldier (uncredited)

Jimmie Dodd ( Jimmie Dodd )

GI Buddy (uncredited)

Kenne Duncan ( Kenne Duncan )

Sergeant on Sidewalk (uncredited)

Eddie Dunn ( Eddie Dunn )

Mulroney - Garage Man (uncredited)

Ralph Dunn ( Ralph Dunn )

Ed - Guard on Midget Car (uncredited)

Jerry Farber ( Jerry Farber )

Boy (uncredited)

Jim Farley ( Jim Farley )

Bank Guard #2 (uncredited)

William Haade ( William Haade )

Eustice (Laundry Woman's Husband) (uncredited)

Chuck Hamilton ( Chuck Hamilton )

New York Cop (uncredited)

Myron Healey ( Myron Healey )

Tech Sergeant - Medic #5 (uncredited)

Doris Kemper ( Doris Kemper )

Mrs. Edwards - Matron (uncredited)

Donald Kerr ( Donald Kerr )

Tie Demo Bystander (uncredited)

Milton Kibbee ( Milton Kibbee )

Street Gawker (uncredited)

Lyle Latell ( Lyle Latell )

Sergeant - Medic #1 (uncredited)

Rex Lease ( Rex Lease )

Appleby's Chauffeur (uncredited)

Frank Marlowe ( Frank Marlowe )

Tie Buyer (uncredited)

Frank Mayo ( Frank Mayo )

The Colonel (uncredited)

Walter Merrill ( Walter Merrill )

Tie Buyer (uncredited)

John Michaels ( John Michaels )

Buck Private (uncredited)

Ottola Nesmith ( Ottola Nesmith )

French Matron (uncredited)

Joe Ploski ( Joe Ploski )

Angry Soldier on Boat (uncredited)

Buddy Roosevelt ( Buddy Roosevelt )

New York Cop - Driver (uncredited)

John Sheehan ( John Sheehan )

Drew (INS) (uncredited)

Lee Shumway ( Lee Shumway )

Bank Guard #1 (uncredited)

Tom Skinner ( Tom Skinner )

Medic (uncredited)

Clarence Straight ( Clarence Straight )

Medic (uncredited)

Charles Sullivan ( Charles Sullivan )

Guard on Midget Car (uncredited)

Peter M. Thompson ( Peter M. Thompson )

GI Buddy (uncredited)

Harlan Wade ( Harlan Wade )

Sergeant - Medic #6 (uncredited)

Lane Watson ( Lane Watson )

1st Lieutenant (uncredited)

Robert J. Wilke ( Robert J. Wilke )

GI Buddy (uncredited)

Al Murphy ( Al Murphy )

GI Buddy

Billy Curtis ( Billy Curtis )