Takeshi Kitano ( ビートたけし )

Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyōno ( 京野ことみ )

Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto ( 岸本加世子 )

Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi ( 大杉漣 )

Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima ( 寺島進 )

Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe ( 渡辺哲 )

TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa ( 美輪明宏 )

Self

Naomasa Musaka ( 六平直政 )

Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda ( 上田耕一 )

Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda ( 津田寛治 )

Film Director

Makoto Ashikawa ( 芦川誠 )

Assistant at Audition

Tamotsu Ishibashi ( 石橋保 )

Toshi ( Toshi )

Tadanobu Asano ( 浅野忠信 )

Beat Kiyoshi ( ビートきよし )

Takashi Nishina ( 仁科貴 )

Taichi Saotome ( 早乙女太一 )

Young Man

Takagi Junya ( Takagi Junya )

Self

Yoshiyuki Morishita ( 森下能幸 )

Light Man in Film Crew / Audition Juror / Client at Bank

Jonathan Legg ( Jonathan Legg )

American Soldier

Gambino Kobayashi ( Gambino Kobayashi )

Mari Hayashida ( 林田麻里 )

Jinta Nishizawa ( Jinta Nishizawa )

Takayuki Katô ( Takayuki Katô )

Akira Kubo ( 久保晶 )

Masahiro Sumiyoshi ( Masahiro Sumiyoshi )

Shûji Ôtsuki ( 大槻修治 )

Taigi Kobayashi ( Taigi Kobayashi )

Junichi Kikawa ( 木川淳一 )