Siena Agudong ( Siena Agudong )

Melody Barnegat

Austin Zajur ( Austin Zajur )

Brian David

Nicholas Cirillo ( Nicholas Cirillo )

Burny

Reed Northrup ( Reed Northrup )

Belly

Ken Jeong ( Ken Jeong )

Manager Mike

Sam Richardson ( Sam Richardson )

Major Murder

Genesis Rodriguez ( Genesis Rodriguez )

Hot Usher

Justin Long ( Justin Long )

Stank

Jason Lee ( Jason Lee )

Brian's Dad

Rachel Dratch ( Rachel Dratch )

Brian's Mom

Kate Micucci ( Kate Micucci )

Melody's Mom

Adam Pally ( Adam Pally )

Emo Usher

Harley Quinn Smith ( Harley Quinn Smith )

Sister Sugar Walls

Method Man ( Method Man )

Cookie

Logic ( Logic )

Astro Blaster

Jason Mewes ( Jason Mewes )

A John

Jeff Anderson ( Jeff Anderson )

Dad on Concession Stand

Rosario Dawson ( Rosario Dawson )

Jason Biggs ( Jason Biggs )

Construction Worker

Betty Aberlin ( Betty Aberlin )

Mrs. B

Evelyn Giovine ( Evelyn Giovine )

Jessica Court

Morgan Bluestein ( Morgan Bluestein )

Teenage Movie Goer

Aaron Shuf ( Aaron Shuf )

Kid on Concession Line

Ralph Garman ( Ralph Garman )

Mad Brad Woodland

Brian O'Halloran ( Brian O'Halloran )

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith ( Jennifer Schwalbach Smith )

Sister Black Eye

Ernest O'Donnell ( Ernest O'Donnell )

Detective

Ming Chen ( Ming Chen )

China Taste Boss

Jenny Mollen ( Jenny Mollen )

Roach Coach Owner

Meredith Starkman ( Meredith Starkman )

Randi

Diedrich Bader ( Diedrich Bader )

Damocles

Benjamin Read ( Benjamin Read )

Movie Goer

Michelle Santiago ( Michelle Santiago )

Movie Goer